Lawn Flamingo

Close your eyes, click your heels three times and you get get transported to a Florida retirement home.

Hello, I’m a FREAKER!  There’s elastic knit throughout my BEAUTIFUL body, giving me the ability to stretch and fit BEER, SPORTS, WATER & WINE containers!  I protect your hands from icy-sweaty beverages, keep your drinks COLD and you looking snazzy!  Goodbye soggy napkins, moist Handshakes, and table & cup holder puddles that drip on you every time you take a freakin drink!

MADE IN THE FREAKIN’ USA - Patent # 8,104,636